chronological 

Adj. - Derived from the word "chronic" - Often used in describing nights of excessive drinking.
1) Of a nature that is chronic
2) Awesome, super, neat-o, or sweet
3) describes a night where you drink so much you black out.

1) Yo Jeff, that work out was chronological
2) I cant wait for the Clemson-USC game, thats going to be chronological.
3) We're going to this mexican bar called Los Bravos tonight, and its going to be chronological.

chronological by MTP307 November 10, 2006

Chronological Liam 

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.

Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”

Chronological Liam by Banke February 22, 2020

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

Chronological Respect by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019

chronological liar 

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".

ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?

chronological liar by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013

Chronological Snobbery 

"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.

Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."

Chronological Snobbery by catholic chuckster July 8, 2010

Chronological death 

Professional death, psychological death, and physical death combined into one.

Person 1: "Dude what is he doing?"
Person 2: "He's going through chronological death."
Person 3, dead: "I saved them, but at what cost?"
Person 4: "I replaced your role with a baller."
Person 5: "baller"

Chronological death by quinnet September 5, 2023

Chronological Twins 

Siblings born on the same day and month in different years, sharing a unique connection through their identical birthdate anniversaries while differing in age.

“My brother and I are Chronological Twins—we were both born on October 22, but he’s three years older than me.”

Chronological Twins by Chronotwin November 22, 2024