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Sextellectual 

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.
Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."
Sextellectual by testesonetwo November 28, 2009
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sexellectual 

One who considers the study of sex an intellectual and academic pursuit.
Don't be offended by her talking about sex at the dinner table, she's a sexellectual.
sexellectual by thesexellectual January 15, 2010
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