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Mathematical genius who is also Vice-President of the Internet. He enjoys periodic hooliganeering on the Internet. He also insists that a person "CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT."

Some sad furries dislike Stiv, but this is because they are jealous that he is flunking kids out of college while they haven't even been to college.
Stiv left a mean comment on my deviant art cutting wrists now :(
stiv by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004
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Also spelled Stiw or Steve, is a Polish Minecraft slang. It basically means somebody who sucks at pvp, is a no name and doesn't have money. The name comes from the Minecraft default skin Steve, and that players like that don't have a skin and money to buy a Minecraft premium account.
- you're such a stiv, you're running away again cause you know i'll beat you
- stiv? it's not like you have a premium either
Stiv by t00c00lforscho00l January 17, 2024
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Stiv Bators 

Born Steven John Bator but better known by his alias, Stiv Bators. An extremely attractive badass and rock 'n' roll legend. The lead singer of one of the best punk bands in history, the Dead Boys, as well as The Wanderers, Lords of The New Church, and some solo work. He once died on stage during a Lords of The New Church show by hanging himself with a microphone cable and was clinically dead for around a minute - “Once you've actually died on stage…, I mean, how do you top that?”. Unfortunately he died permanently in 1990 after being knocked off his motorbike by some clumsy jerkoff in a car. Stiv Bators is one of the coolest, greatest, and under recognized dudes in rock/punk history, no modern nor future musicians will ever be able to top him.
"I wish I had a time machine just to go back and give Stiv Bators a blowjob in the CBGB's bathroom"
Stiv Bators by malaise621984 April 2, 2025
A EA Moderator for the Battlefield 4 forums.
Mostly is found locking off-topic threads in the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 section.
Forum Troll: Well guys have you played Titan Fall yet?
NonSmokingBatman: Didn't read!
EA_Stiv: This is the forums to discuss BF4 not Titan Fall. So I've locked this thread, please move to the off-topic section.
EA_Stiv by NonSmokingBatman April 14, 2014

stiven theory 

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

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stivered 

When the person assigning you the task expects something but does not give you specific enough instruction to meet their expectations.
Dude we got so stivered on this assignment.
stivered by 3NV1R03NGG October 18, 2010
Stiven is the best thing that could ever happen to you. He is cute but hot at the same time. He makes your kokoro go boom boom. He is the definition of perfect gentleman. When it comes to having him as your brother or friend, he's very supportive, understanding and loving. He is soft and slow to anger but when things are off the limits, you don't wanna mess with him.

Stiven as a boyfriend is very romantic because he's an old type lover, he's loyal and respectful. He will love you just the way you are so you don't have to worry about your flaws.

Also someone as Stiven gets jealous easily so you need to confront him that no matter what, he's the one and only.

Also there's a lot more to this name Stiven but I don't think words would be enough to describe them.
That cute guy over there is Stiven
Stiven by Peekabooq December 2, 2019