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shoot the pube 

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.
in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.
shoot the pube by john really brown November 11, 2006

choke it to the pube 

A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.
This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.

The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.
I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday

The Ole Pube Way 

This long-standing Ole Miss tradition is used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger pledge that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way.

The Ole Pube Way 

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way

Reading Off The Pubes 

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
Reading Off The Pubes by kliider August 29, 2008