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cockshot 

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.
I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.
cockshot by sorak June 7, 2007

cockshot 

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile
Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!
cockshot by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

Cockshot 

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.
You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.
Cockshot by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

cockshot 

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.
cockshot by AnacinCross December 16, 2008

Cockshot 

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.
Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.
Cockshot by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009

cockshot 

Injecting (insert favorite drug here) into the large vein of the penis. Usually to result in uncontrollable male squirting orgasm.
That bitch got him hooked on pint cockshots and now he's a total fuckin lid... gross!
cockshot by Ka$e May 1, 2015