Porklift 

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

Porklift by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009

Porklift 

The act of bending your arms in such a way that it forms a 90 degree angle like the prongs of a forklift then, from behind, inserting your arm prongs under the arms of a woman beside her breasts and then lifting her up.

Note: Works better on a "porky" woman.

He just porklifted her.

Porklift by Santa Claus-Okemos March 10, 2009

Porklift 

an overweight,fat,chunky,obese person's vehicle.

fat chick:hi guys wanna see my new sports car
the dude:that's a really sweet porklift you got their Annie.
fat chick:what?
the dude:pork-lift.

Porklift by nutbag911 October 15, 2009

porklife 

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

porklife by WeirdEars November 4, 2011