Dislam

Someone who critisises the Islamic religion or any Muslim

Publishing those cartoons was severely dislamic, no wonder they were pissed

Dislam by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

dislashmoofed 

Superior or variant to all adjectives

P1: cool
P2: amazing
Me: DISLASHMOOFED!!!
World: *explodes*

dislashmoofed by Pink Fluffy Unicorns 822 November 15, 2018

disdam

A made-up word, only ever used in scrabble when there is no other word to play.

Dorothy:Ma, "disdam" is not a word.
Sophia:It certainly is!
Dorothy:Okay, prove it, use it in a sentence.
Sophia:You're no good at disdam game.

disdam by CheesyPoofInthuest August 5, 2017

Dislashmoofed 

The best word of any language in the history of the universe or multiverse or parallel universes (whichever theory you subscribe to).

P1: The disease is incurable.
P2: Well not entirely... DISLASHMOOFED!!!
Patient: *cured**finds meaning of life*
Patient: *becomes immortal**travels time*

Dislashmoofed by Absolute_meme_power November 16, 2018

Disla 

Someone who immediately falls asleep getting high and eating food

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pulling a Disla rn"

Disla by Gitochi June 2, 2019

Dillama 

When you can't decide which llama to ride...

I was going to ride llamas the other day, but I couldn't decide between the ginger and the spotted one. I had a dillama.

Dillama by Mrmcchicken January 21, 2011

dislaughsia

The twisted notion that one's own jokes are funny.

Somone sends you a joke ripping on you, you accused them of suffering from 'dislaughsia'.

dislaughsia by WoodyDawg February 6, 2008