Dirty velma 

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

Dirty velma by Bilge pump May 16, 2018

Dirty Velasquez 

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

Dirty Velasquez by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022