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Tweet Monkey 

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Tweet Monkey by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
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Tweet Monkey 

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.
Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"
Tweet Monkey by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

money tweet 

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
money tweet by michael foolsley November 24, 2009