black velvet 

In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.

"Black velvet with that slow southern style"

black velvet by Larry Barker September 3, 2006

Black Velvet 

A Canadian whisky (spellt 'Whisky' rather than 'Whiskey' as in the U.S. and Ireland) of quality and affordable price. Like other Canadian-style whiskies, it's smoother than Rye or Scotch, yet not as sweet as Bourbon or Tenessee Whiskey like Jack Daniel's. Smooth enough to enjoy straight and it mixes well.

"Aiyo man want some bourbon on the rocks?"
"Nah, too sweet right now, give me some Canadian or Scotch. Maybe Black Velvet."

Black Velvet by deryckc September 5, 2009

Black Velvet 

In modern language Black Velvet is Referred to a Strong Independent Black Women. Mostly used to Describe Black Women who are Elegantly Beautiful and extremly Hard working.

She's such a beautiful Black Velvet. I aspire to be a Black Velvet. She's the best Black Velvet ever.

Black Velvet by Mikeee Knowles January 3, 2020

Black Velvet 

The act of having sex with a girl while she's on her period, then putting it in her stink hole, then cumming in her mouth constitutes as a "black velvet"

Variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after cumming in her mouth, tickle the slut so it'll come out her nose.
-BV ala mode: period pussy to poopy place to cum in her eye.

Shavandria was on the rag so I hit that shit thrice and gave da hoe a black velvet yo!

Black Velvet by zoomsplat July 10, 2011

black velvet elvis 

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

black velvet elvis by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

Poor Man's Black Velvet 

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

Poor Man's Black Velvet by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

black velveteen 

A beautiful black girl.

Melissa Ford is a black velveteen.

black velveteen by MisUsed April 5, 2007