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malcthomp 

An individual who has been entrusted to manage a project but does so by merely forwarding emails to third parties asking them to do the work.
"He's such a malcthomp - he spends the morning just clicking the forward button on Microsoft Outlook then spends the afternoon in the garden while we do the work."

Believed to be scottish in origin from the Nairn region, although in the Forth Valley area referred to as a 'malcy'
malcthomp by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009
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capital malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.
"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

Capital Malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.
"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

malcompetence 

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.
Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.
malcompetence by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008
When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions
I just got machomped “
Machomped by Markages October 12, 2021
Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
machomp by carijewell August 20, 2008
A family of demonic predators. All are fierce fighters who don't care if they win, they are in it for the chaos. Skilled in many ancient fighting techniques, their strongest weapon is the cold, uncaring, thoughtless purpose of destruction
The demon is coming, it's a malchom.... run