Certed 

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

Certed by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018

cerned 

Using a piece of bread (preferably a baguette) to cause misfortune to someone.

guy puts baguette in another guys beer. "you just got cerned"

cerned by PHYSICS020 November 14, 2009

Carted 

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009

For certes 

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

For certes by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008

Carted 

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

Carted by vmrose August 22, 2007

carted 

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

carted by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Carted 

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

Carted by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014