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Dwight: Knock, knock.
Michael: Who's there?
Dwight: KGB.
Michael: KGB - (Dwight slaps Michael)
Dwight: (in Russian accent) We will ask the questions!
KGB by KushyKiwi May 17, 2011
Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.
"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me
KGB by Dave April 16, 2004
Russian Komitet gosudarstvennoi bezopasnosti
Hes an Ex-KGB member.
KGB by KGB December 14, 2003
He was a former KGB spy.
kgb by ciao77 January 1, 2007
The KGB were simply the Russian Secret Police. Pronounced "Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti." In Russian it means "Committee for State Security."

The KGB acted as:

-The Soviet internal security.
-The Soviet intelligence agnecy.
-And the Soviet secret police.

They came into formation in 1954, and died when the chairman, Vladimir Kryuchkov tried to overthrow president Gorbachev.

They were tough, ruthless, and badass. Using torture and execution to solve the Soviet Unions problems.
KGB by NudieZippo July 20, 2008
the russian spy organization that answers almost any question for a dollar.often resulting in a good laugh.
KGB the question"if i have sex with a preachers daughter will the holy water in her vagina eat off my penis?" the answer was"if anything it will purify and bless it."
KGB by the chippster February 15, 2010