Anal Irritation

The term used to describe the itching of the anus at night, due to threadworms. Whilst sleeping your body automatically scratches the irritation but it only gets eggs under your nails to produce more thread worms and gives you a nasty smelling hand.

"Dude, I have a proper bad case of anal irritation. I need to get checked out."

Anal Irritation by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

anal invitation by carydog February 18, 2009

Anal Irrigation 

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons

Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey

Anal Irrigation by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010