Sandwich Head

A rather uncommon insult implying that the target has all the cunning and intelligence of a selection of deli meat betwixt two slices of bread.

Mustard is optional.

Person A: Hey, get that door for me, will you?

Person B: This door?

Person A: No, the other, INVISIBLE door in this room. *exasperated sigh* Damn sandwich head.

Sandwich Head by Drunken Scotsman April 19, 2009

Shaved Head Sandwich 

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

Shaved Head Sandwich by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

sandwhich head 

The act of getting head, and then receiving a sandwhich from the boy/girl supplying the blow job.

-dude i just got great head1

-NAHH MAN! i just got sandwhich head!

-oh word!?

sandwhich head by iliketogiveguyswetdreams August 5, 2010