Felatism 

When two people are being assholes

His felatism is gay

Felatism by Stupid brandons November 17, 2016

Felatiomeister 

A person who specialises in the art of giving felatio, commonly known as 'head'

That woman/Guy is a complete Felatiomeister dude!
He is the felatiomeistro

Felatiomeister by Drough June 6, 2003

Flatism 

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!

“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”

Flatism by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024