cuntsuck 

Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.

Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"

cuntsuck by Huexiong September 7, 2008

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

cuntfuck

1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.

2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.

1. Shirley, you Cuntfuck, make me my dinner

2. Argh CuntFuck!

cuntfuck by Oliver Otway September 22, 2005

cuntruck 

A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.

Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.

cuntruck by buffetraider April 16, 2016

Cuntfuckulated 

Some completely destroyed

Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

Cuntfuckulated by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018

cuntbucket 

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.

"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"

cuntbucket by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012

cuntstuck

A person who is stuck on a particular pussy.

Dude, James is completely cuntstuck on Maria.

cuntstuck by ChuliFly April 16, 2009