M:TG 

short for Magic: the Gathering. See magic

Let's go play some M:TG

M:TG by jimbobjoeshmocheesechickenmonkeyfriedpastramicheeseandpiewithlem December 7, 2003

M.T.G 

MTG or Mullranny town gang Is a gang based out of mulranny CO.MAYO. membership is highly mystical, and romanticised by the mayo populatation. Statistically harder to get into than Harvard the new members are prospected and vetted vigorously. If one becomes a fully patched member of the MTG they join the mystic tapestry of forefather can drinkers and firestarters.

They say the English lads left dohertys because they were tired, Others say it was because of the M.T.G.

M.T.G by West coast cardboard September 10, 2020

m.m.w.t.g.s 

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

m.m.w.t.g.s by El ritardo July 31, 2018

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

t.g.i.m.f.f 

(T)hank (G)od (I)t's (M)other (F)**king (F)riday

It's been a long week, T.G.I.M.F.F

t.g.i.m.f.f by ettil vrye May 22, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g 

Suck my dick while i play the game

jaelen- i texted his girlfriend s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g

his girlfriend replied with On my way!😏

s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g by justsaying12 July 29, 2021