Pig Monger 

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

Pig Monger by Eric December 4, 2003

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008