vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004