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Sclaybies
The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
slaybies
An intense desire and need for the slay. Just like rabies your mouth starts to water and you foam at the mouth and start to lose your mind if you do not slay soon
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