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wigs on the green 

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.
Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?
wigs on the green by netwhizkid January 25, 2008

dancing on the green 

Yo, me and Tyrone were dancing on the green.

get it on the green 

to get it- refers to have sex.
and on the green- on the area of campus in which there is a large grassy area, the "green"
Example A: Get it on the green, get get it on the green

Example B: Would you like to get it on the green?

Only if we use prophylactics.

Is that consent?

Yes.
Example C: Danielle, Would you like to get it with me? On the green?

Only if Patrick joins.

Walking on the green 

I'm still Walking on the green side .

It's a informal way of saying your alive and well
Hey Champ how are you ? " I'm still walking on the green side ."

green on the wood 

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.
"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."
green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car