Bouquet 

The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.

Bouquet by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

Bouquet 

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.

Bouquet by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Bouquet 

Bouquet is the one of the known gift for your loved one.Althought it's fashion never ends

Bouquets can have any beautiful kind of flower

Bouquet by Kittyfun1002 January 9, 2009

Bouquet 

A Bouquet is the collective noun for a group of vaginas.

My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."

Bouquet by RussianGoat January 15, 2020

Bouquet 

The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"

Bouquet by Thrillah November 9, 2012

Bouquet 

When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*

Bouquet by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017

Bouquet 

A name for a group of happy axolotl

“I saw a Bouquet of axolotl at the pet store.”
“Impossible.”

Bouquet by Axie R. Axolotl October 16, 2021