Vertigon

a word you put when you have no idea what else to put or need to skive for time or distract from the point.
Commonly spelt out to waste time one letter at a time but can also be said aloud

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you know a vertigon?

spell this out
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by Rucheero October 8, 2020

Vertigone

"The call of the void" used to describe the instinctive urge to jump from high places

Standing at the top of the empire building i felt an over whelming feeling of vertigone, but i would never act on it because i don't want to die

by coolio959 January 20, 2015

Suburban vertigo

Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.

I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.

by JC Mathews February 11, 2017

Hop on VERTIGO

Typically used by DAII (Dojo Awful Industries Incorporated) members to signify anal sex, the VERTIGO part referencing DAII's game called VERTIGO

hey kid, you wanna hop on VERTIGO?

by are you guys going trick or tr August 1, 2021

Vertigo Stick

1. See disco stick

2. Penis, as popularized by Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance"

"I want your psycho,
Your vertigo stick,
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick"

by Fame Monster November 11, 2009

Vertigo

The feeling experienced when one cannot differentiate between up and down.

When the pilot did a barrel-roll, he had a feeling of vertigo when he finished.

When she kissed me a feeling of vertigo came over me.

by Sean Madden November 3, 2004

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009