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Slut du Jour 

Pseudo-French for "slut of the day"- the person, of the many indistinguishable options, with whom one is currently romantically engaged.
"Who's the girl Nick's with tonight?"
"Oh who knows, just his slut du jour, he'll have another by friday."

"...and the 'slut du jour' is Keith, who doesn't much care who's mouth he's in. Served with a side of Carlos."
Slut du Jour by DJ Jazzy Jesus February 1, 2012

slop du jour 

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.
Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...
slop du jour by YAWA April 22, 2020

scoop du jour 

Scoop of the day...a take off on the oft seen menu term "soup du jour "
For the scoop du jour and all the latest photos of celebrities one just has to get on social media

soup du jour 

The current fashion. Really popular currently but sure to fade away soon.
Dude 1: Do you remember that 3d budweiser commerical from last year's superbowl?
Dude 2: Nah, that Hockey Flash Mob Ad is the soup du jour. Get with it!
soup du jour by demongolemz April 28, 2012