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One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010
Related Words

Tommy Topper 

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.
(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.
Tommy Topper by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled
Topper harley by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018

topper guild 

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.
Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.
topper guild by appleman6 April 4, 2022

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"
Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! 

the jingle that lives rent free in your head!
hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?