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the reesman 

1. the reesman is a crazy but hilarious girl who is loyal to a fault but is down for just about any crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
2. a short but intimadating chick that can stand toe-to-toe with the biggest baddest bully in the yard, and be the last one standing.
3. quick to anger but quick to forget; crazy girl but insanely smart, but uses that intelligence for bad rather than good...
The Reesman? Yeah I don't mess with that chick. She's KRAZI!
the reesman by thecyclone May 20, 2009
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the Reese Witherspoon effect 

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are
"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

The Reese's peanut buttercup method 

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.
Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

The Angel Reese 

A sexual move during foreplay where you put Reese's peanut butter or other Reese's products inside a female coochie and lick it out as if you were a dawg and it was a conch.
I did the Angel Reese on a girl and she thought it was the best foreplay ever!

thereesa 

Being a Thereesa means being a special kind of pot head. A Thereesa can be found looking for egats and cool rocks, and can be compared to them as well. A Thereesa never gives up.
Me: wow that egat is SO Thereesa!

Friend: You’re right! I’ll give it to her!
thereesa by The definition er October 24, 2020