can of crushed assholes Share definition Flag to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice. Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes. can of crushed assholes by CCK March 8, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the can of crushed assholes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch