Obacalypse 

A horrific time in world history that began November 4th, 2008 by the election of Barack Hussein Obama to the office of the President of the United States of America.

"Hey man, did you see that Obama won the election? We'll no longer have to work hard or earn our way into anything!"
"ZOMG! Thomas Jefferson was right! The Obacalypse is at hand! To the fall-out shelter!"

Obacalypse by A Baby Duck March 22, 2009

Obacalypse 

The inaugeration of the anti-christ into the highest government office in the greatest country in the world. The begining of the end. Last date of life being 39 days before the end of his first term.

The Obacalypse is coming, 12/21/2012

Obacalypse by drjemt May 4, 2009

Obacalypse 

The upcoming debacle of Borat Osama's presidency

I see the pinkos elected Borat Osama.

Yeah, the Obacalypse has begun.

Obacalypse by Dimlight65 March 18, 2009

Shop-ocalypse 

Its a term to describe the coming shop-ocalypse of the 22nd of December 2012. When the world fails to end on the 21st of December 2012 as the Mayans predicted people will go out Christmas shopping en masse to shop for stuff they should have bought before the 21st. This will lead to the deaths of thousands of individuals trampled to death in the ensuing chaos. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012.

Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse.

Shop-ocalypse by Iffy350 July 13, 2011

obamalypse 

the apocolypse brought on by the obama administration

Better load up on guns and ammo cuz the Obamalypse is a'comin!

obamalypse by MIGGERNAUGHT March 4, 2009