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panda poaching 

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.
That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

pandadouche 

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.
A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."
pandadouche by pandadouche November 22, 2006

pandadouche 

pandadouche is hella pandadouche.
you're hella pandadouche.
that movie was freaking pandadouche
pandadouche by alanapandadouche October 7, 2007