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lap the nap 

In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
Guy #1: She give it up to the brothas?

Guy #2: Nah, she only lap the nap.
lap the nap by mistahtwist March 26, 2011

NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric

1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.

2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.

3. When your name is Eric (Blank)
Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.

The Dark Nap 

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
The Dark Nap by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017

The Forbidden Nap 

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.
Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.
The Forbidden Nap by conmang March 4, 2020

The Big Nap 

Erik tried to get the big sleep, but he ended up taking the big nap instead.
The Big Nap by Mengzilla May 3, 2011

The Nothing Nap 

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.
I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.
The Nothing Nap by BraveGuide July 18, 2023