Wet Noodle 

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

Wet Noodle by tim1010 May 23, 2018

wet noodle 

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

wet noodle by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006

Wet Noodle 

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

Wet Noodle by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

wet noodle 

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

wet noodle by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

wet noodle 

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

wet noodle by lilraerae March 29, 2009

Wet noodle 

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

Wet noodle by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

Wet Noodle 

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

Wet Noodle by DrVenable May 20, 2018