bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

bristolized by lee trout August 25, 2006

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Bristoled

The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.

While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.

Bristoled by Bag King November 21, 2010

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bristoled

getting knocked up as a teen

man have you seen cindy lately? shes looking like she got bristoled!

bristoled by massacard June 16, 2009

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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