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The Matt Ragsdale by narwhalofdeath42 December 31, 2014
The Matt Project
It describes doing the manliest of activities such as working out, funneling North Coast Old Rasputin, doing physics homework, and having hot sex on a small, yet powerful boat, on the sea of love. These activities must be done at the same time in order for it to be considered The Matt Project. Only Man Man himself has accomplished such a thing.
"Don't worry Matt I won't let anyone know that you are man man. I just have to know though...when do I get to see The Matt Project again?" Bethany P
"I am going to attempt The Matt Project again."
"I am going to attempt The Matt Project again."
The Matt Project by Matt Furgerson November 21, 2006
THE MATT DAMON
The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.
Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.
Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
THE MATT DAMON by EZGregBro August 3, 2011
The Matt Rule
That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch
The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
The Matt Rule by DarkObsession September 19, 2017
The Matt Murray
Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
The Matt Murray by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017
The Matt Jack game
A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away
Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!
Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!
Matt Jacker: can i play?
Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!
Matt Jacker: can i play?
The Matt Jack game by Roo Barb March 18, 2009