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pepperoni dick 

when a boy has a pepperoni dick it means they can never get hard, nothing can make them hard, always soft.
yo look at Dayton's pepperoni dick!
pepperoni dick by okaywtf37592 November 1, 2016

Pepperoni Dick 

Pepperoni Dick is when you have a pepperoni on your dick.
My pizza fell in my pants, now I have pepperoni dick.
Pepperoni Dick by BreeGrass October 8, 2017

Pepperoni Disease 

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.
His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

Donovan Pepperoni Nipples

When a male's nipples are large and red, similar to a pepperoni in shape and size, sometimes even in texture. Derived from the film "Road Trip", where the character Donovan Chu is made fun of for his large pepperoni nipples. He later dies in the film and the main character, Adam, quotes "Damn...I never got to say sorry about those huge pepperoni nipples..."
"Damn girl, you're right, he does have some Donovan Pepperoni Nipples!"
"I know, it's like his skin is the cheese and his chode is the crust."

dude pepperoni 

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!
dude pepperoni by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021