garage monster 

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

garage monster by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 13, 2011

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

monster garage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Monster Garage

When someone shits in a shoe and has sex with it.

I can't get a date, so I'll pull a monster garage

Monster Garage by BKing523 June 11, 2008

Garage floor monster 

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

Garage floor monster by anonymous February 25, 2023

Garbage Monster 

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.

Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

Garbage Monster by Subtle Anagram March 5, 2015