Pooze 

Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work

"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"

Pooze by my daan gardner January 19, 2012

Pooze 

A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.

"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom

Pooze by Ricky Rimmer June 8, 2009

Pooze 

It means the same thing as ''pussy''

That guy is such a pooze. He's scared of his own shadow

Pooze by Da_Rick_no_Ross December 8, 2012

Pooze 

a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.

"His mud-butt started to pooze"

"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"

Pooze by Mr. Poozer July 14, 2009

Pooze 

Slang term for cocaine that originated in Mckeesport,Pa

Got any Pooze?

Pooze by Jkrack412 June 7, 2021

pooze 

Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

pooze by Clinton Beaverpants January 8, 2009

Pooze 

Pooze
/Poooo-zzzzzz/
noun
noun: Pooze; plural noun: Poozes

Often seen at boat shows or private clubs a Pooze is a person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and will often do anything be considered an affiliate of the wealthy.

Often a Pooze will participate in figurative dick sucking though may actually go for it if it means they will make a social gain.

A Pooze also dislikes people or activities regarded as lower-class, as it is likely a reminder of their true selves.

A Pooze will often attempt to demean people they assume to be of a lower social status

A person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people

“That Pooze may not have sucked the rich guys dick to sell that boat but he probably held it in his mouth for a little while”

“Most yacht brokers are Poozes”

“A Pooze cares who your dad is”

Pooze by Barnacleb February 18, 2019