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Cunt Thunder by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009
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cock-juggling thunder cunt
(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.
*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.
#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)
#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)
#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.
cock-juggling thunder cunt by Jason Kellerman September 11, 2008
Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt
The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt by L. Longford July 19, 2010
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what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever
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belligerent thunder cunt
1. n. someone who is obnoxious and idiotic at the same time
2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud
3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance
2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud
3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance
1. Did you see that that girl just blow off her boyfriend to hang out with her friends, what a belligerent thunder cunt.
2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.
3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.
2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.
3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.
belligerent thunder cunt by the big tc November 11, 2009