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panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2 

This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.
“What religion are you?”
“panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2”

Panzerkampfwagen

German war tank, Panzer for short.
The Panzerkampfwagen is nearly indestructible.
Panzerkampfwagen by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

panzerkampfwagen viii maus

this tank is one of the biggest tanks ever build, it is pure German engeneering work, yet there only is a prototype and it was not mass-produced.
what are you going to use against the Red Army , Fuhrer ?
make a tank so big, none can hijack it, armour thick as a wall, and a bigass gun
that's how the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus was made

Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G 

Oh my god! Its a Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G, I'm so fucking erect!

Panzerkampfwagen

German person: You are just jealous because Germany is more famous than Switzerland! Go eat your Swiss chocolate!
Swiss person: You selfish German idiot fucking panzerkampfwagen hitler jugend!!!
Panzerkampfwagen by dispel July 16, 2006