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kassiani 

a nice caring girl who is very friendly. she has a nice butt along with the top. she will most likely not have many boyfriends but thats because she wants to find nice guys with great personalities...very attractive if lucky. overall when you see this girl you will love her she is just a amazing, funny,caring girl who puts her friends before herself
jim: that girl is amazing
alex: oh that is kassiani
kassiani by niceguy818 November 6, 2012
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Kassiani and @youcantfindalex

Omg bro kassiani and @youcantfindalex r soulmates ong they should marry

kassiani and oscar

Kassiani and oscar r soulmates and they should marry

Kassiani Ant 

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!
I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.

Kaysianity 

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".
Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.
Kaysianity by Loyal follower October 15, 2013

katsianis 

a vicious creature that lives near mountains and feeds on human sperm. if u sence that u re near a katsiani, be careful, for appearances can be deceiving. during daytime, this creature has the shape of a human being, but when night falls it transforms into a half goat, 1/3rd chicken and 2/3 barbara streisand beast, with breasts for eyes. as soon as katsianis takes that form it's gonna start looking for male dicks to suck on and thus fulfill its sick apetite for male juices. there is no way to kill that beast, unless u own a continuum transfunctioner with dildos attached.
"holy motherfuckin' cow, it's katsianis"
"it's coming right for us"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, chamona"
katsianis by panaba January 29, 2005
Kassian is a state of being beyond the regular level of humanity
"oh hey dude, i was meditating last night and i managed to achieve kassian. it was so amazing"
kassian by uburanw February 24, 2018