katsianis

a vicious creature that lives near mountains and feeds on human sperm. if u sence that u re near a katsiani, be careful, for appearances can be deceiving. during daytime, this creature has the shape of a human being, but when night falls it transforms into a half goat, 1/3rd chicken and 2/3 barbara streisand beast, with breasts for eyes. as soon as katsianis takes that form it's gonna start looking for male dicks to suck on and thus fulfill its sick apetite for male juices. there is no way to kill that beast, unless u own a continuum transfunctioner with dildos attached.

"holy motherfuckin' cow, it's katsianis"
"it's coming right for us"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, chamona"

by panaba January 29, 2005

jude katsianis

The worlds most FUCKING HOT man...when you look into his nice brown eyes and see his amazing hair all you wanna scream out is...”I wanna FUCKING be with you”

I wish I had a Jude Katsianis in my life

by Dorafan12345678 January 8, 2018

kasiaist

someone who, after many months or years of being close to, still has little things being found out about them (like the ocean or space)

Jeffrey: "How long have you been with Sarah?"
Robert: "3 years man. And I'm still finding out the strangest stuff. She's such a kasiaist."

by your_favorite_korean June 24, 2018

Kaysianity

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".

Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.

by Loyal follower October 15, 2013

kassiani

a nice caring girl who is very friendly. she has a nice butt along with the top. she will most likely not have many boyfriends but thats because she wants to find nice guys with great personalities...very attractive if lucky. overall when you see this girl you will love her she is just a amazing, funny,caring girl who puts her friends before herself

jim: that girl is amazing
alex: oh that is kassiani

by niceguy818 November 6, 2012

Katrinism

A religion based on the worshiping of the all-mighty Kate, Katrina, Katarina, or Katelina.

"I converted to Katrinism last week."
"Why?"
"Because Kate is freaking awesome!"

by k@+3 March 14, 2008

Karstanisti

Someone who doesn't know how to efficiently Schmö-Schmö, and ends up smoking some nasty karsta. This person then ends up in a Karstapsykoosi

Guy 1: Yo dude let's take this guy with us!
Guy 2: Nah Nah Nah, he's a karstanisti, he'd only waste that green-green...

by Shakyamuni May 26, 2021