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flying goose 

(flahy-ing goos)

verb: simultaneously giving two hand jobs, a blow job and getting fucked in either the ass or pussy at the same time. Thus making the motions and sounds of a goose in flight.

noun: a sex position involving the act of giving two hand jobs a blow job and getting fucked at the same time.
Man, that girl Allie is such a slut; she let me and three of my boys give her the flying goose!
flying goose by heylookitsmarco December 20, 2008
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take a flying leap of a galloping goose 

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!