cook that crook 

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

cook that crook by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Let that boy Cook 

Allowing someone (male or female) to proceed to get their swag on (do them) by ceasing your hatred (hating); So that they may peacefully go about their activities that which excited your anger. This phrase was created by Lil B aka BasedGod former member of a music group called The Pack.

Person 1: SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! *Dancing to Lil B music*

Person 2: Omg!

Person 3: What happened?

Person 2: Why does he keep doing that dancing and yelling "swag"?

Person3: Man, let that boy cook!

Let that boy Cook by Basedworld Nigga July 28, 2012

that’s cook! 

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

that’s cook! by myriadofhair November 21, 2017

a name that can cook good 

This is the name im trying to find for one special girl.ehehe

Its an example being defined. A name that can cook good

a name that can cook good by Lol286 July 10, 2017

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS 

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS by Ceylon August 21, 2009