Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
The taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon balls, usually when the owner of the balls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the balls.
The idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.
"You looked at more balls tonight than the Daily Lotto since it's inception!"
"Your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my balls.. Were you ball-famished?"
Fabian --> Gaybian Ballgazer --> Dr. Gabiano "8-Ball" Ballgazorno
The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimitedman points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.