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Baked apple 

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.
Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

apple-backed 

The act of shoving an apple down the back of someone's shirt, causing them to have an apple humped back.
Ahh man, I can't believe you just apple-backed me again!