angry caddy 

When you swing your dick across a bitch's nipple while she holds your balls. If you slice the tip, be sure to yell fore.

I just angry caddy' that bitch's titties and almost poked out her eye.

angry caddy by Bumbles tasting November 16, 2015

Angry Candy

n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.

"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"

Angry Candy by Robert Akins April 17, 2006