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brainparked 

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.
brainparked by onekant October 30, 2011
Related Words

Brainmate 

The exact same fucking definition as "mindmate". Yes this word does not need to exist, because it means the exact same thing as another word but fuck mindmate. Brainmate sounds so much cooler.

Word invented by Roop Warraich
Dude. Jordan and I literally think exactly the same. She's so awesome. We're like totally brainmates.
Brainmate by NoIAmNotJordan March 6, 2017

Brainraped 

Being so stoned that you feel completely weightless, also used to describe the pounding sensation in your head after a few heavy bong's.
After smoking all that weed, jake was completely brainraped
Brainraped by MrSwan June 24, 2010

braintazed

At the moment of sexual orgasmA combined feeling of getting the numbing pain of a brainfreeze from a slushy and the momentary paralysis tingling pins and needles feeling from been shot with a tazer
wifey...(gasping for air) what’s wrong, are you ok Hun,

hubby... wow, that sex was a totally mind altering experience; I can’t move for the sensations I’m feeling, I feel like I just got BRAINTAZED......
braintazed by Logan & Lexie January 26, 2019

Brainiate 

- To think.
- To put one’s brain to it.
- To generate brain activity by thinking.
- To think and thereby generate brain activity, such as brainwaves.
- To think together (in groups of 2 or more), communicating thoughts by the best means available (e.g., discussion).
- To think together in groups using available tools (including voice, words, signs, language, paper, pencil, whiteboard, interwebs, you-name-it, etc.)
- To generate brain activity in hopes of reaching, touching, contacting, melding, etc., with those nearby and afar, perhaps without tools or aids.
Can be complementary or derisive.
- Let me brainiate on it for a while.
- Put them in a room, let them brainiate over the problem and they’ll solve it together.
- Those brainiacs get together to brainiate over the world’s problems.
- With today’s technology, we were able to brainiate with our members worldwide.
- Some would say to meditate is a way to tap into the collective subconscious, and what then is to brainiate but to reach out for something – something else?

Brainroted

Another way of calling someone retarded
"THAT GUY IS SO BRAINROTED