bare monkey 

A shaved lower region on a woman. i.e a shaved box

Hey Tom you should have seen the bare monkey on the Poms chick I was with last night!

bare monkey by 150 Jeff July 26, 2008

Bare Money 

A strange currency only found on the island of Ibiza and often dealt with by Newport folk and Spanish pedalo owners

During a predrink session on the island of Ibiza

Sol: "Those pedalos were class today, it's a shame that I couldn't sail it very well"

Chris: "Yea they ripped us off as well the price they were charging"

Owain: "Yea mate they must make bare money on those"

Bare Money by carltondcb16 August 12, 2012

Barmonkey 

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

Barmonkey by thursdayschild August 11, 2010