the freund 

1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

the freund by Nick D October 15, 2003

the Freudian Text game 

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

the Freudian Text game by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

What the Freud 

usually ended with "?"; an euphemism for "wtf?" ("What the fuck?") for situations when it is uncomfortable to say "fuck"

- What the Freud are you doing, man!?

What the Freud by CheerfulChe March 5, 2011

the Freudian Slips 

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.

The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In

the Freudian Slips by Freudian Slips October 25, 2015

What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.

My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!

What in the freudian fuck?! by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023