This guy, this guy is something else. He is so perfect and awesome. I love him so much! He is the bestest friend you can have. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and is a tall boi. He is perfectly perfect, and anyone is lucky to have him. You never want to pass up on a guy like this because if you don’t take the chance you’ll be super upset. He is funny, caring, compassionate, respectful, lovely, handsome, loving, perfect, kool, and trusting. He is loyal and the best soccer player there has ever been.

“Wow he is cute!”
“Him his name is obviously Nickales”

nickales by Patchishawt February 11, 2019

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nickatenus

skidmark in the undergarments

a man's underpants after a full day of trucking

nickatenus by M.J. Abbott August 27, 2003

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nickable

The act of making things possible, more enjoyable and most fun with the help of a nick.

Thank you for making this trip Nickable! You're the best Nick.

nickable by brody807 September 4, 2017

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nickateen

A highly-addictive substance that "catches" an adolescent and possibly makes him a smoker for life.

To "hook" more young people during a period when the number of smokers was on a downtick, tobacco companies increased the nickateen levels in their cancer-sticks to make it harder for "experimental" or "trial" smokers to stop once they'd started.

nickateen by QuacksO August 30, 2019

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